I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Shame - the story of my life.
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