we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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