You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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