I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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