I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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