Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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