I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
