My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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