I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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