Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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