today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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