Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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