I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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