Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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