Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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