We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Houston, we have a squirter
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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