I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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