he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
