I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
