Say something about gay babies.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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