trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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