dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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