shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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