Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
