Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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