Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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