when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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