i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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