Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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