But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
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