Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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