im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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