How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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