Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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