yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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