I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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