i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Sacagawea was the original milf.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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