but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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