He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈ðŸ˜
how does that bad decision feel?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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