Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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