living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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