Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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