when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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