We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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