I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
The police scanner is talking about you again....
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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