I feel great
I just peed on a car
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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