He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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