So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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