Don't you send me to vm
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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