I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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