Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Jerry, you need to find god
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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