Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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