Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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