if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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