ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you traded sex for a burrito?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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