i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
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