Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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