can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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