is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
